people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
It’s just a flesh wound.
The single greatest scene in cinematic history.
i have a friend who has two boys chatting her up, another taking her out to lunch everyday, two others begging ger for dates and one asked her to his fall formal
in other news i stared at rupert grint gifs for four hours today
It all makes sense now
MY ULTIMATE CREATION
THIS is the perfect way to write regarding these dress code issues. This girl’s got it on point.
straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0
The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.
somebody put this on a fucking t shirt
oh my god
"Who are those other girls?" [x]
I’ll burn your name into my throat, I’ll be the fire that will catch you!
trends guys hate:
- crop tops and high waisted shorts
- red lipstick
trends girls hate:
- being murdered
- being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts